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Title: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 08, 2009, 12:58:26 PM
Don't bet five ringgit per hole if you only have RM50 in your wallet...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Budak Baik on November 08, 2009, 06:37:51 PM
dont bet if ur a chicken n not sure ur flightmate is a buaya or not...
u'll end in one sadist result - 'mati tanpa mayat'

 O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 10, 2009, 09:59:11 PM
don't bet with someone if he keeps telling you "my worst day on the golf course is still way, way better than my best day in the office".
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on November 10, 2009, 11:35:06 PM
Don't bet .... Period!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 10, 2009, 11:39:10 PM
Don't bet with me.....you gonna lose more than money... >:D >:D >:D coz I don't bet money...betting on golf course is just like betting on the street racing...you should know what I mean...;)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 11, 2009, 07:47:38 AM
Don't bet .... Period!

Good advice from MFG. Terrific! Patut la dia jadi sifu. Bila anda dapat period, don't bet.

.....but why aah? ???
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: zainol on November 11, 2009, 11:27:36 AM
DON'T MESS WITH THE BEST, YOU'LL DIE LIKE THE REST... KALAU NAK BET, BET LAH YANG BER PAHALA MACAM, SAPA MENANG .. LEPAS MAIN DIA JADI IMAM SEMBAHYANG KAT SURAU CLUB.... BARU LAH BERKAT BET TU!!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Budak Baik on November 11, 2009, 11:30:51 AM
Kena ubah topik jadi 'Perjudian Berkat' la nih? Ish datang lak JAIS tangkap kang...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: IbnuAmeen on November 11, 2009, 11:39:08 AM
Kalo main takde "mende-menda" boleh kan. flightmate takleh marah kan. camna nak tolak pelawaan untuk betting dgn tidak memalukan yang offer tuh.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: JK on November 11, 2009, 11:50:50 AM
Kalo main takde "mende-menda" boleh kan. flightmate takleh marah kan. camna nak tolak pelawaan untuk betting dgn tidak memalukan yang offer tuh.
main " x de menda2 pun boleh " dia org tak marah.
kalau main dgn org biasa2 sure dia org tau kau main x de menda2.

p/s..kalau pool utk makan cam mana ..kau pun tak main ke..( cam tong-tong bayar makan lah)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: zainol on November 11, 2009, 11:56:34 AM
segala amal perbuatan bermula dari niat, kalau niat duit pool tu sebagai pertaruhan siapa menang dia dapat, pendapat aku makanan yang di beli menggunakan hasil pertaruhan (perjudian) ni haram juga lah hukumnya..
wal lah hu alam....
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: IbnuAmeen on November 11, 2009, 01:23:50 PM
emmmm... senang kira main sendiri, makan sendiri, kalo nak belanja kengkawan mestilah ikhlas... kalo pool makan make sure belanja hangus, balance forward ke depan.

Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 11, 2009, 02:20:29 PM
tu la korang...bila cerita bet, semua pikir pitih...banyak benda lain lagi...main cam street racing la...
kita main tukar "barang"....mau???
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: JK on November 11, 2009, 02:30:16 PM
tu la korang...bila cerita bet, semua pikir pitih...banyak benda lain lagi...main cam street racing la...
kita main tukar "barang"....mau???
sapa menang dapat stokin yg org lain pakai..cam tu ke bro
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 11, 2009, 03:13:02 PM
tu la korang...bila cerita bet, semua pikir pitih...banyak benda lain lagi...main cam street racing la...
kita main tukar "barang"....mau???
sapa menang dapat stokin yg org lain pakai..cam tu ke bro

ngko ni Kerawit...asyik nak stokin aje...tu la dulu orang suruh masuk street racing, pi mancing...
susah la nak explain kat sini..takut ada orang datang tangkap la...consider salah satu exploitasi...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: JK on November 11, 2009, 04:44:05 PM
tu la korang...bila cerita bet, semua pikir pitih...banyak benda lain lagi...main cam street racing la...
kita main tukar "barang"....mau???
sapa menang dapat stokin yg org lain pakai..cam tu ke bro

ngko ni Kerawit...asyik nak stokin aje...tu la dulu orang suruh masuk street racing, pi mancing...
susah la nak explain kat sini..takut ada orang datang tangkap la...consider salah satu exploitasi...
nanti kita sembang kat DR Monterez yee
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 11, 2009, 09:51:18 PM
segala amal perbuatan bermula dari niat, kalau niat duit pool tu sebagai pertaruhan siapa menang dia dapat, pendapat aku makanan yang di beli menggunakan hasil pertaruhan (perjudian) ni haram juga lah hukumnya..
wal lah hu alam....

walaupun takdak tauliah, tapi nampaknya pendapat/fatwa bro zainol ni satu yg baik. pak ngah ikut lah fatwa ni. so for my Team Building @Kg Kuantan nanti (15th Nov), duit pool makan pastu bakinya bagi kat winners, pak ngah kensel lah. hadiah for winners will come from sponsors, duit makan to be shared equally by all participants.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on November 12, 2009, 12:34:11 AM
Don't bet .... Period!

Good advice from MFG. Terrific! Patut la dia jadi sifu. Bila anda dapat period, don't bet.

.....but why aah? ???

Time tu ... susah skit!!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakudin on November 12, 2009, 09:59:46 AM
Amboi Pak Ngah, pandai ckp "dont bet"

Information for the rest, first time I played with Pak kat KRTU, he called for sixes.
RM50 per hole!!!
The betting went up as we move along.  Mid-way he called for another novelties game, Nearest to pin, nearest to pond etc (Rm150 each).

When we reached  the last hole, the bet increased to RM500.  Thank goodness, before the sunset, the betting settle with sunshine.

Moral of the sorry
1.  never trust  person who advice you "don't bet "
2.  never bet with person whom make the ruling
3.  when you bet, beware of "local rule" and "local ruling" (local player make the ruling)
4.  never bet on windy day, as the flag stick keep on falling down while you try to putt (pak ngah can explain this)
5.  never bet with outstation people  as they keep on telling you on how expensive gas and toll price are.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: zainol on November 12, 2009, 10:58:35 AM
Kah...kah..kah..... :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: IbnuAmeen on November 12, 2009, 05:43:54 PM
Mak aiiii terkedu den baco.... den kalo main memang nak suko-suko jo and no betting at all. biarlah orang kata lambat belajar pun takpe... asalkan heppi....
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Budak Baik on November 13, 2009, 01:17:40 AM
had a chat with a few player these 2 3 days...

like having a pool of 4 n make it 4 makan2 n at least cover the damage of green fees for beginner... and about improving...

i prefer play suka2 like ibnuameen oso... but this thing is like norm of the golf world... betting per hole = skins if im not mistaken...

i want to improve but i dont want to bet...

Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on November 14, 2009, 12:18:59 AM
Don't bet .... Period!

Good advice from MFG. Terrific! Patut la dia jadi sifu. Bila anda dapat period, don't bet.


Pak Ngah!!! Tadi siang time golof skali ngn Pak Ngah, lupa plak nak betting ngn Pak Ngah ... Pak Ngah period-free kan?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 14, 2009, 12:49:04 AM
Don't bet .... Period!

Good advice from MFG. Terrific! Patut la dia jadi sifu. Bila anda dapat period, don't bet.


Pak Ngah!!! Tadi siang time golof fkali ngn Pak Ngah, lupa plak nak betting ngn Pak Ngah ... Pak Ngah period-free kan?

MFG,

1. aikkkk?? ??? tadi pak ngah bergolop? ya ka? ingatkan tadi tu kita cuma makan angin keliling padang golf...
2. pak ngah memang period-free, dah...dah...apakanamanya tu..menopause, andropause? tapi atas nasihat bro zainol kita, tak mau betting lagi dah. (actually serik nak betting, asyik kena "ngap" ja....)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 15, 2009, 12:11:17 AM
Don't bet if you are a just pipit whereas your opponent(s) are enggang(s)!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: nokia737 on November 15, 2009, 09:10:25 PM
tu la korang...bila cerita bet, semua pikir pitih...banyak benda lain lagi...main cam street racing la...
kita main tukar "barang"....mau???

sokong !!!   ( sory bro, tiba2 selit tang corner )   >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 15, 2009, 09:34:22 PM
Nokia,
sokong? Ada barang untuk trade tak? Hehehe..
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on November 15, 2009, 09:39:15 PM
Nokia,
sokong? Ada barang untuk trade tak? Hehehe..

Tukar caddy suka sama suka boley?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 15, 2009, 11:43:39 PM
Nokia,
sokong? Ada barang untuk trade tak? Hehehe..

Tukar caddy suka sama suka boley?

baggus...boleh..takde hal...tapi benda ni applicable bila main luar M'sia aje...sebab kat sini, caddy tak meet criteria..:P
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on November 16, 2009, 12:10:42 AM
Nokia,
sokong? Ada barang untuk trade tak? Hehehe..

Tukar caddy suka sama suka boley?

baggus...boleh..takde hal...tapi benda ni applicable bila main luar M'sia aje...sebab kat sini, caddy tak meet criteria..:P

Saya sokong!!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 16, 2009, 12:27:53 AM
sokong tu sokong gak...tapi make sure kena rela la ya...jangan bila tiba masa, ubah fikiran...nanti koyak game.. >:D >:D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on November 16, 2009, 12:34:40 AM
sokong tu sokong gak...tapi make sure kena rela la ya...jangan bila tiba masa, ubah fikiran...nanti koyak game.. >:D >:D

Tak pe ... Supply byk!!!  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 16, 2009, 12:39:22 AM
uikk...course mana yang boleh suplly caddy banyak2 tuh?? setau gua sorang caddy sorang pemain aja...bukan gitu pak??? ;)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on November 16, 2009, 12:41:43 AM
uikk...course mana yang boleh suplly caddy banyak2 tuh?? setau gua sorang caddy sorang pemain aja...bukan gitu pak??? ;)

Oh ye ke?  ;)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 16, 2009, 01:02:21 AM

Tukar caddy suka sama suka boley?

baggus...boleh..takde hal...tapi benda ni applicable bila main luar M'sia aje...sebab kat sini, caddy tak meet criteria..:P

Saya sokong!!!

ahman, mfg,

criteria apakebendanya lagi....kalau caddies yang macam ni, dah lebih dari memenuhi criteria la tu!!
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae129/pakngahman/KgKuantanCaddies1.jpg)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 16, 2009, 09:36:52 AM

Tukar caddy suka sama suka boley?

baggus...boleh..takde hal...tapi benda ni applicable bila main luar M'sia aje...sebab kat sini, caddy tak meet criteria..:P

Saya sokong!!!

ahman, mfg,

criteria apakebendanya lagi....kalau caddies yang macam ni, dah lebih dari memenuhi criteria la tu!!
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae129/pakngahman/KgKuantanCaddies1.jpg)

Dasat jugak citarasa Pak Ngah nih....pastu ramai lak tu...mesti selalu jingle bell ni...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 16, 2009, 12:44:58 PM




ahman, mfg,

criteria apakebendanya lagi....kalau caddies yang macam ni, dah lebih dari memenuhi criteria la tu!!


Dasat jugak citarasa Pak Ngah nih....pastu ramai lak tu...mesti selalu jingle bell ni...


 :D :D :D :D woi!! not me lah, zainol may be! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Prosak on November 16, 2009, 02:45:44 PM

ahman, mfg,

criteria apakebendanya lagi....kalau caddies yang macam ni, dah lebih dari memenuhi criteria la tu!!
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae129/pakngahman/KgKuantanCaddies1.jpg)

sila perhatikan yang caddy yang belakang sekali, yang pakai cap merah. Kenapa dia di belakang?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: yaye on November 16, 2009, 03:42:28 PM
Hi sorry Im new but part ni btul kelakar.....!
Yang lain boleh expain apakebenda to 15/5/5.....dan macam-macam lagi
...Anyway I like to play golf .......no betting
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: zainol on November 17, 2009, 11:04:56 AM
SEMASA KEJADIAN SAYA TIDAK BERADA DI SANA, SAYA MENGAKU DENGAN SEBENAR-BENARNYA TIADA YANG LAIN DARI YANG BENAR BAHAWA SAYA SAMA SEKALI TIDAK TERLIBAT SECARA LANSUNG ATAU TIDAK LANSUNG DALAM KONSPIRASI PANK NGAH DAN AHMAN DALAM KES JINGLE BELL. SEGALA YANG DI BERITAKAN DAN KAITAN-KAITAN DENGAN NAMA SAYA ADALAH TOMAHAN SEMATA-MATA DAN TIDAK ADE KENA MENGENA KETIKA SAYA MASIH HIDUP ATAU PUN TELAH MATI.
PENGAKUAN INI SAYA BUAT ATAS KERELAAN HATI TANPA PAKSAAN DAN DORONGAN DARI MANA-MANA PIHAK LAIN. SEKIAN. :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: bereh on November 17, 2009, 11:34:34 AM

ahman, mfg,

criteria apakebendanya lagi....kalau caddies yang macam ni, dah lebih dari memenuhi criteria la tu!!
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae129/pakngahman/KgKuantanCaddies1.jpg)

sila perhatikan yang caddy yang belakang sekali, yang pakai cap merah. Kenapa dia di belakang?

inilah yang betul2 CADDY YANG TAK PAKAI BRA!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Arifin on November 17, 2009, 06:01:27 PM
Amboi Pak Ngah, pandai ckp "dont bet"

Information for the rest, first time I played with Pak kat KRTU, he called for sixes.
RM50 per hole!!!
The betting went up as we move along.  Mid-way he called for another novelties game, Nearest to pin, nearest to pond etc (Rm150 each).

When we reached  the last hole, the bet increased to RM500.  Thank goodness, before the sunset, the betting settle with sunshine.

Moral of the sorry
1.  never trust  person who advice you "don't bet "
2.  never bet with person whom make the ruling
3.  when you bet, beware of "local rule" and "local ruling" (local player make the ruling)
4.  never bet on windy day, as the flag stick keep on falling down while you try to putt (pak ngah can explain this)
5.  never bet with outstation people  as they keep on telling you on how expensive gas and toll price are.

Betting = judi. Takrifan saya : barang atau duit atau apa2 aje yg diperolehi dengan nasib semata2 tanpa usaha. Contohnya main tikam, tikam kuda, main nombor dsb nya. Tak ada usaha atau skill apa2. 100% nasib.

Ganjaran/Hadiah Takrifan saya : Barang atau duit atau apa2 aje yg kita perolehi dengan usaha kita dan kadang2 kalau nasib baik kita mendapat ganjaran yg lebih. Kalau nasib tak baik kita rugi atau tak dapat ganjaran. Contohnya org lumba kereta, main bola, main bowling dsb nya. Dia menang disebabkan skill dan usaha dan diberikan ganjaran atau hadiah.

Begitulah seadanya......
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Arifin on November 17, 2009, 06:33:01 PM
CORRECTION

Amboi Pak Ngah, pandai ckp "dont bet"

Information for the rest, first time I played with Pak kat KRTU, he called for sixes.
RM50 per hole!!!
The betting went up as we move along.  Mid-way he called for another novelties game, Nearest to pin, nearest to pond etc (Rm150 each).

When we reached  the last hole, the bet increased to RM500.  Thank goodness, before the sunset, the betting settle with sunshine.

Moral of the sorry
1.  never trust  person who advice you "don't bet "
2.  never bet with person whom make the ruling
3.  when you bet, beware of "local rule" and "local ruling" (local player make the ruling)
4.  never bet on windy day, as the flag stick keep on falling down while you try to putt (pak ngah can explain this)
5.  never bet with outstation people  as they keep on telling you on how expensive gas and toll price are.

Betting = judi. Takrifan saya : barang atau duit atau apa2 aje yg diperolehi dengan nasib semata2 tanpa usaha. Contohnya main tikam, tikam kuda, main nombor dsb nya. Tak ada usaha atau skill apa2. 100% nasib.

Ganjaran/Hadiah Takrifan saya : Barang atau duit atau apa2 aje yg kita perolehi dengan usaha kita dan setelah menggunakan segala tenaga, usaha dan skill yg ada, kita menang, kita mendapat ganjaran. Sebaliknya setelah menggunakan segala usaha, tenaga dan skill yg ada, kita kalah kita rugi atau tak dapat ganjaran. Contohnya org lumba kereta, main bola, main bowling dsb nya. Dia menang disebabkan skill dan usaha dan diberikan ganjaran atau hadiah.

Begitulah seadanya......
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Budak Baik on November 17, 2009, 07:52:42 PM
ini kena rujuk kat Majlis Fatwa nih...

timbul keraguan dalam masalah yang berbangkit nih... nanti try tanya kat mufti or bekas2 mufti pasal benda nih...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Arifin on November 17, 2009, 08:37:39 PM
Atau perbandingan yg lebih jelas :

Dalam satu pertandingan bola manager cakap "For every goal you score I'll reward you RM50"
Dalam pertandingan golf pulak flight mates cakap "For every par you get we'll reward you RM50"

So setiap org yg main berusahalah mencapai target tu.

So is there any different? Are those things judi?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Prosak on November 17, 2009, 08:56:50 PM
ini kena rujuk kat Majlis Fatwa nih...

timbul keraguan dalam masalah yang berbangkit nih... nanti try tanya kat mufti or bekas2 mufti pasal benda nih...

Ini boleh dirujuk kepada Tn Sheikh Kamal al-Bogori atau Tn Sheikh Yamin al-Bekasi. Betul tak Zoez?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ZoeZ on November 17, 2009, 09:27:03 PM
Bole tu bole bro,.... tapi pasal permasaalahan tu bersifat dalam negeri, lagi afedal kalu tanya dulu ularmak-ularmak tempatan seperti Sheikhkul Maliki Al-Arawi  >:D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Prosak on November 18, 2009, 08:46:09 AM
Itu sheikh tak boleh pakai, dia pun betting giler.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 18, 2009, 09:17:08 AM
pak ngah tak mau terlibat dalm kes ko org ni. sapa bagi fatwa tanpa tauliah, kena tangkap dek JAIS etc, suruh bini/laki masing2 pi jamin ok? jgn dok panggil sifu MFG ka, sapa ka.

And I can bet you, tanpa tauliah sure kena tangkap punya :D

ooopss...bet jugak lagi!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 18, 2009, 10:29:26 AM
apa la korang ni...tak abis2 dengan issue bet/betting....

kalau sesapa nak main golf untuk menang pitih...patutnya masuk Tour Pro...
bagi hamba, saya tak pernah panggil bet/betting...selalunya panggil "Incentive"...
Tujuannya adalah: Motivation untuk play better...bukan untuk meraihkan pitih tu...

kalau sesapa yang main Tour Pro-blem dengan saya, pool money akan ada agihannya...mengikut pencapaian masing masing...but everyone will receive the portion accordingly...
kita main golf untuk berkawan..bukan nak cari musuh...honesty and friendship...

errr....tapi kan...saya pun pernah terlibat dalam bet/betting ni...kalah pun buat cool je...nak buat camner...dah kalah...kalau masam muka pun, bukan dapat balik pitih tu...

Cheers!

Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 18, 2009, 11:20:20 AM
ahman,

finally, Michelle Wie menang!!! (err, dia betting gak ka? :D)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 18, 2009, 11:25:17 AM
Michelle Wie menang sebab ada side betting dengan I thru SMS hari tu...I dah cakap kat dia, kalau tak menang, don't put any hope to see me anymore... >:D >:D >:D

I dah larat jadi mentor dia Pak Ngah...cepat merajuk...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 18, 2009, 11:28:50 AM

I dah larat jadi mentor dia Pak Ngah...cepat merajuk...

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 18, 2009, 11:34:21 AM

I dah larat jadi mentor dia Pak Ngah...cepat merajuk...

 :D :D :D

Sebenarnya nak cakap dah tak larat....

Kalau Pak Ngah sudi, ada kekosongan...tapi bukan untuk Michelle...but Charlie Wie....boleh?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Budak Baik on November 18, 2009, 01:36:21 PM
its more to the wording of betting la....

bukan dalam golf ada skins play ke? every hole with a certain 'incentive'...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ZoeZ on November 18, 2009, 06:18:48 PM
Hangpa nih... tak abih2 lagi ka.... aku tinggai tak bawak hangpa pi bogor lepaih ni baru padan muka hangpa aku

Izin kan hamba yg tak abis muqadam ini memberi pendapatan 2 sen hamba (bukan fatwa, tau PNgah).... silap benda ini ialah kerana terminology nyer jer.... mat salleh panggil "wager" bukan "betting"...."betting" lebih menjurus kepada benda yang kita takde control spt. kuda mana yg menang, atau nombor apa yang naik, etc etc. It is almost exclusively dependent on  the factors of "chance" or "randomness".

Tapi, dalam "wager" golf ni, dia bergantung lebih kpd "effort" "skills" "knowledge". Macam PakNgah, kalau dia "wager" dgn Kerawit ker, Sepool ker, tentunya PakNgah menang... kerana skill level golf dia lebih tinggi, pengetahuan dia tentang "spin rate" of golf balls lebih meluas, etc etc

So, tak ada factor "randomness" di dalam perkara ini, aside from the "normal level' of chance, yang berlaku in everyday life....

Sekian lah pendapatan saya.... Untuk rujukan lanjut bole juga dapatkan kitab tafsiran fiqah ularmak Sheikhkul Al-Maliki Al-Arawi (published 1943) di kedai-kedai mamak suratkhabar berdekatan rumah anda  ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 18, 2009, 10:42:38 PM


 :D :D :D

Sebenarnya nak cakap dah tak larat....

Kalau Pak Ngah sudi, ada kekosongan...tapi bukan untuk Michelle...but Charlie Wie....boleh?

ahman, dari Charlie Wie, baik pak ngah bagi tution kat Paula Creamer :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 18, 2009, 10:50:16 PM
Hangpa nih... tak abih2 lagi ka.... aku tinggai tak bawak hangpa pi bogor lepaih ni baru padan muka hangpa aku

Izin kan hamba yg tak abis muqadam ini memberi pendapatan 2 sen hamba (bukan fatwa, tau PNgah).... silap benda ini ialah kerana terminology nyer jer.... mat salleh panggil "wager" bukan "betting"...."betting" lebih menjurus kepada benda yang kita takde control spt. kuda mana yg menang, atau nombor apa yang naik, etc etc. It is almost exclusively dependent on  the factors of "chance" or "randomness".

Tapi, dalam "wager" golf ni, dia bergantung lebih kpd "effort" "skills" "knowledge". Macam PakNgah, kalau dia "wager" dgn Kerawit ker, Sepool ker, tentunya PakNgah menang... kerana skill level golf dia lebih tinggi, pengetahuan dia tentang "spin rate" of golf balls lebih meluas, etc etc

So, tak ada factor "randomness" di dalam perkara ini, aside from the "normal level' of chance, yang berlaku in everyday life....

Sekian lah pendapatan saya.... Untuk rujukan lanjut bole juga dapatkan kitab tafsiran fiqah ularmak Sheikhkul Al-Maliki Al-Arawi (published 1943) di kedai-kedai mamak suratkhabar berdekatan rumah anda  ;D

thanks zoez, now barulah clear dan jelas. "wager" eh? sapa yg memandai bubuh nama "betting" ni ah? >:(

btw, jangankan kerawit, syaipol...dgn perosak juara arau tu pun pun pak ngah bulih tibai punya lah :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on November 19, 2009, 09:23:30 AM
tapi kan..kalau pi certain casino, depa pun ada pakai term "Wager" nih...camno???
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: shahzi on November 19, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
tapi kan..kalau pi certain casino, depa pun ada pakai term "Wager" nih...camno???

casino mana ni Man? aku rasa owner casino tu pun dah kena tarbiah laa pasal the word betting nih.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Dio on November 19, 2009, 07:25:36 PM
Hangpa nih... tak abih2 lagi ka.... aku tinggai tak bawak hangpa pi bogor lepaih ni baru padan muka hangpa aku

Izin kan hamba yg tak abis muqadam ini memberi pendapatan 2 sen hamba (bukan fatwa, tau PNgah).... silap benda ini ialah kerana terminology nyer jer.... mat salleh panggil "wager" bukan "betting"...."betting" lebih menjurus kepada benda yang kita takde control spt. kuda mana yg menang, atau nombor apa yang naik, etc etc. It is almost exclusively dependent on  the factors of "chance" or "randomness".

Tapi, dalam "wager" golf ni, dia bergantung lebih kpd "effort" "skills" "knowledge". Macam PakNgah, kalau dia "wager" dgn Kerawit ker, Sepool ker, tentunya PakNgah menang... kerana skill level golf dia lebih tinggi, pengetahuan dia tentang "spin rate" of golf balls lebih meluas, etc etc

So, tak ada factor "randomness" di dalam perkara ini, aside from the "normal level' of chance, yang berlaku in everyday life....

Sekian lah pendapatan saya.... Untuk rujukan lanjut bole juga dapatkan kitab tafsiran fiqah ularmak Sheikhkul Al-Maliki Al-Arawi (published 1943) di kedai-kedai mamak suratkhabar berdekatan rumah anda  ;D

thanks zoez, now barulah clear dan jelas. "wager" eh? sapa yg memandai bubuh nama "betting" ni ah? >:(

btw, jangankan kerawit, syaipol...dgn perosak juara arau tu pun pun pak ngah bulih tibai punya lah :D

Waduuuuhhhhh..... POwer Pak Ngah skrg....
Amacam rematch nak tak???? hehehehe
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 19, 2009, 11:40:42 PM

Waduuuuhhhhh..... POwer Pak Ngah skrg....
Amacam rematch nak tak???? hehehehe

re-match? kena tunggu sat dulu. nak pi driving range hit a few thousand pitch shots and a few thousand chip-and-run shots each day. pastu nak pi balance balik segala shaft, tukar grip, nak check dulu prototype scotty cameroon putter....so maybe january depan la kot kalau bulih buat re-match pun :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Dio on November 20, 2009, 02:20:32 PM

Waduuuuhhhhh..... POwer Pak Ngah skrg....
Amacam rematch nak tak???? hehehehe

re-match? kena tunggu sat dulu. nak pi driving range hit a few thousand pitch shots and a few thousand chip-and-run shots each day. pastu nak pi balance balik segala shaft, tukar grip, nak check dulu prototype scotty cameroon putter....so maybe january depan la kot kalau bulih buat re-match pun :D

OK January set..... tapi klu time tu saya dah main scratch camna???? susah lak nak kira nanti....  ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: dzularmor on November 27, 2009, 08:49:27 PM
Klu askar ajak main, prepare for the bet. Saya pernah sampai kat T-box 1 one guy tanya, nak nyanyi lagu apa. Masa tu kita baru main dan faham so saya cakap saya tak nyanyi. So cuba teka what happened next? Dia suruh hantar dia kat kereta, tak nak main, nak balik. Ha tu dia!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 28, 2009, 07:06:50 AM
Klu askar ajak main, prepare for the bet. Saya pernah sampai kat T-box 1 one guy tanya, nak nyanyi lagu apa. Masa tu kita baru main dan faham so saya cakap saya tak nyanyi. So cuba teka what happened next? Dia suruh hantar dia kat kereta, tak nak main, nak balik. Ha tu dia!

sampai lagu tu ka? masalah la macam ni! members kakigolf setakat ni yg pernah tee off dgn pak ngah, tak reti nyanyi langsung; nyanyi lagu oh mcdonald pun tidak, dondang sayang pun tidak, lagu 1Malaysia pun tidak. tapi pak ngah paham, sebab ramai yg baru masuk tadika golf, pukoi pun rata pinda lagi :D pak ngah ni pun, dah masuk tadika sejak 14 tahun yg lalu tapi belum graduate gak lagi :D :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 29, 2009, 10:56:46 AM
don't simply bet with someone who plays off the red tee.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: dzularmor on November 29, 2009, 11:13:47 AM
Pasai duit pool  ni, Klu ikut sorang Ustad tu nye guidelines, dia kata klu keluaq modai sikit tapi lepaih tu tak buat apa2, dok tunggu kot2 dapat untung lebih drp yg dia keluaq, itu tak boleh.  macam beli loteri dan 4E. Klu keluaq modai, lepaih tu usaha sungguh2, OB sana, OB sini, masuk ayaq, beli bola kat tepi fairway, dia kata takpa, ada usaha, macam orang berniaga jugak.

Ustad tu cakap lagi, duit pool  yg dah pool untuk makan, klu ada lebih tak boleh diambil bawa balik. Makan duit pool ada RM400. Makan RM120 je, yg lebih kena tingai atas meja ka, bagi kedi ke, waitresses ka, mcam tu la bunyinye.

Cuma klu nak main sapa menang dia bayar makan pulak, baik jangan memang. Sbb duit menang selalunye sikit tapi bil makan 3-4 kali ganda duit menang.

Happy golfing guys.

Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 29, 2009, 11:35:48 AM
dzulbesi (armor ;D),

hang dah dapat tauliah JAIS atau JAWI ke ni :D :D  anyway, geng pak ngah hang ni tak main pool pool ni, yg kami main "pond" dgn "kolam" :D :D :D (pantang nampak kolam, sure masuk)

dzul, bila2 u senang jom kita pi KRTU Subang? u member sana tak? u kalau main dgn pak ngah, tak payah bawak wallet utk betting atau pool. bawak "sabar" dah lebih dari cukup!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: dzularmor on November 29, 2009, 09:58:54 PM
Worait. Minggu try PM or SMS, kita cari hari KRTU. Lama tak main situ. Cheers
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 29, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Worait. Minggu try PM or SMS, kita cari hari KRTU. Lama tak main situ. Cheers

wokay, nanti kita buka thread.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on November 29, 2009, 11:22:07 PM
don't simply bet with someone who plays off the red tee.

Don't bet if ...................... You're playing with Pak Ngah!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Daddyjoe on November 29, 2009, 11:50:04 PM
don't simply bet with someone who plays off the red tee.

Don't bet if ...................... You're playing with Pak Ngah!!!  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 30, 2009, 09:17:42 PM


Don't bet if ...................... You're playing with Pak Ngah!!!  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[/quote]

yeah, don't bet if you were to play against me coz after the game, you would discover that I didn't bring any money :D :D :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Daddyjoe on November 30, 2009, 10:10:05 PM


Don't bet if ...................... You're playing with Pak Ngah!!!  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

yeah, don't bet if you were to play against me coz after the game, you would discover that I didn't bring any money :D :D :D
[/quote]

worst still if you discovered that it was pak ngah's friend, Encik Arif you were playing with! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on November 30, 2009, 10:38:56 PM
don't ever, ever bet with an opponent who brings along caddies similar to these...

(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae129/pakngahman/3d08dd40.jpg)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on December 01, 2009, 01:10:50 AM

worst still if you discovered that it was pak ngah's friend, Encik Arif you were playing with! ;D ;D

Saya baru nak bubuq .. Tapi takpe lah ... Bubuq gak ...

Don't bet if .... Pak Ngah arranges you to play with his friend by the name of Encik Arif!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: shahzi on December 01, 2009, 11:36:42 AM

worst still if you discovered that it was pak ngah's friend, Encik Arif you were playing with! ;D ;D

Saya baru nak bubuq .. Tapi takpe lah ... Bubuq gak ...

Don't bet if .... Pak Ngah arranges you to play with his friend by the name of Encik Arif!!!!  ;D

Ya Betul..!!! Beware of Encik Ariff..!!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on December 01, 2009, 07:34:41 PM
En. Arif, En, Arif, En. Arif...kesian org tua tu, u all dok sebut nama dia. sure tersedak-sedak terbatuk batuk. anyway, dia dah balik kampong dia kat Madang tu hah :D. kalau dia bulih main dgn u all pun, maybe next January la kot.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on December 01, 2009, 07:41:50 PM
En. Arif, En, Arif, En. Arif...kesian org tua tu, u all dok sebut nama dia. sure tersedak-sedak terbatuk batuk. anyway, dia dah balik kampong dia kat Madang tu hah :D. kalau dia bulih main dgn u all pun, maybe next January la kot.

Next January pun next January lah ... I nak booking his first available flight ... OK dok Pak Nga?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on December 02, 2009, 12:34:46 PM
don't ever, ever, ever bet with someone if his wife's name is Elin Nordegren!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Daddyjoe on December 02, 2009, 02:38:38 PM
don't ever, ever, ever bet with someone if his wife's name is Elin Nordegren!

..tu macam nama bini Encik Arif je.. ::)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: FiVe on December 02, 2009, 05:20:47 PM
cm pak ngan punya biras jerr...or berasss...kekekeke
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: aziziepro on December 03, 2009, 04:36:54 PM
BET tu apaaaaa...?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on December 03, 2009, 04:52:11 PM
BET tu apaaaaa...?

Berani.Engkau.Try.......
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: aziziepro on December 03, 2009, 05:15:33 PM
owhhh... tapi nk try apa lg man...? try for 1 on ke 2 on ke?  ;) heheheh konpiussss pakcik..
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: bereh on December 03, 2009, 06:20:31 PM
I BET Tiger Woods pernah BET dgn kengkawan dia yang di takkan KANTOI.

To all, dan sewaktu dengannya, learn the lesson; kalu nak AIR FARE pun jgn smpai accident.

Kalu kena tarik balik lesen GOLOF, hilang nikmat hidup.

Kalu lesen GOLOF hilang,  lesen2 lain pun (selalunya) hilang jugak.

P/S Aiii, mcm ckp melalui pengalaman jerrrrr!

Well, tak tumbuh tak melata.....

Sunday ni pokcik jointing REAM/KGKR Annual Golf Championship 2009 kat Tasik Puteri

maknanya lesen GOLOF pokcik masih idup!!!

he he
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on December 04, 2009, 08:51:27 PM
I BET Tiger Woods pernah BET dgn kengkawan dia yang di takkan KANTOI.

Sunday ni pokcik jointing REAM/KGKR Annual Golf Championship 2009 kat Tasik Puteri


Bereh,

may be, may be :D :D dia agaknya bet dgn steve williams kot...

REAM/KGKR tu apa dia?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: bereh on December 07, 2009, 01:09:29 PM
pak ngah
ream tu road engineer association malaysia ..... apa entah
kgkr tu kelab golf kerja raya aka jkr
i dun belong to either
org jemput pergi jer.. maen free .. 32 flights
maen std pak ngah 104 .... he he
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: nasa2048 on December 08, 2009, 08:20:43 PM
Dalam Islam berjudi haram tapi bertanding harus. Itulah pandangan seorang Ustaz yang juga kaki golf. Katanya kalau nak betting tu biarlah habis di padang (kelab) golf. Maksudnya wang kemenangan tu perlu dibelanja masa tu juga dan jangan di bawak ke rumah. Tujuan betting hanyalah untuk menaikkan semangat berlawan.

Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on December 08, 2009, 11:47:23 PM
Dalam Islam berjudi haram tapi bertanding harus. Itulah pandangan seorang Ustaz yang juga kaki golf. Katanya kalau nak betting tu biarlah habis di padang (kelab) golf. Maksudnya wang kemenangan tu perlu dibelanja masa tu juga dan jangan di bawak ke rumah. Tujuan betting hanyalah untuk menaikkan semangat berlawan.


I bet Ustaz tu dah ada tauliah dari JAIS punya.... :D :D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: IbnuAmeen on December 09, 2009, 10:54:28 AM
Tak boleh pak Ngah. coz ostad tu ada conflict of interest...

Senang camni lah, kalo org tuh nak main sambil nyanyi biarkan lah kalo org tak nak nyanyi sama jgn dipaksa. Sukan tetap sukan.

IbnuAmeen main golf tak nyanyi....

Agak-agak org JAIS, JAWI & Pusat Islam main golf ader wager tak? :o ::) :o
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Budak Baik on December 09, 2009, 02:30:20 PM
diorang main golf gak tapi tak letak wager rasanya...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mizunof on December 09, 2009, 03:02:35 PM


klau ostad ostad main,,kita yg kena bayar,,tapi bukan wager tapi namanya upah doa tolak hujan & kekadang binatang bisa e.g king cobra ker tebuan ker dll
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on December 09, 2009, 07:07:44 PM
Dalam Islam berjudi haram tapi bertanding harus. Itulah pandangan seorang Ustaz yang juga kaki golf. Katanya kalau nak betting tu biarlah habis di padang (kelab) golf. Maksudnya wang kemenangan tu perlu dibelanja masa tu juga dan jangan di bawak ke rumah. Tujuan betting hanyalah untuk menaikkan semangat berlawan.


I bet Ustaz tu dah ada tauliah dari JAIS punya.... :D :D


Sepertimana yang telah dipertanyakan oleh saudara Moya kita ... JAIS yang mana satu Pak?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on December 09, 2009, 08:56:16 PM

Sepertimana yang telah dipertanyakan oleh saudara Moya kita ... JAIS yang mana satu Pak?

errr...JAIS yang ni kot.... ??? ???
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae129/pakngahman/76652d8f.jpg)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on December 16, 2009, 12:39:13 AM
don't bet if your opponent has been a top-three winner in any of the G2G or got the Longest Drive prize!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: zainol on December 16, 2009, 08:37:35 AM
Longest Drive nasib je... itu pun sebab dari kuantan ke raub naik freaser hill turun tidur ipoh,next day ke penang pusing 5 kali pulau, tidur sana sabtu baru ke cinta sayang tapi terlepas tol sp utara turun balik dari alor staq..longest drive la tu!! Balik dekat je Sp 1030 mlm singgah tapah makan dengan ateh/siva.. pass tu tetiba je sampai kuantan kul 6.40 pagi..
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mizunof on December 16, 2009, 09:14:25 AM

pheeww,, what a loooonnnggg drive !!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: shahzi on December 16, 2009, 05:52:02 PM
En. Arif, En, Arif, En. Arif...kesian org tua tu, u all dok sebut nama dia. sure tersedak-sedak terbatuk batuk. anyway, dia dah balik kampong dia kat Madang tu hah :D. kalau dia bulih main dgn u all pun, maybe next January la kot.

Next January pun next January lah ... I nak booking his first available flight ... OK dok Pak Nga?

Kamal, En Ariff tak reply pun! bila nak rematch nih?
Pak Ngah, lama sangat laa January. En Ariff tu takleh balik sini awal sikit ke?
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on December 16, 2009, 10:20:54 PM
En. Arif, En, Arif, En. Arif...kesian org tua tu, u all dok sebut nama dia. sure tersedak-sedak terbatuk batuk. anyway, dia dah balik kampong dia kat Madang tu hah :D. kalau dia bulih main dgn u all pun, maybe next January la kot.

Next January pun next January lah ... I nak booking his first available flight ... OK dok Pak Nga?

Kamal, En Ariff tak reply pun! bila nak rematch nih?
Pak Ngah, lama sangat laa January. En Ariff tu takleh balik sini awal sikit ke?

En Ariff kaki hit & run kot ....
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on December 17, 2009, 12:18:56 AM

En Ariff kaki hit & run kot ....

I think En Arif tengah dok petajam pisau, asah parang. nak tunggu mangsa baru. don't worry, bulan januari is only a few days away. hilang 2009 timboi lah dia nanti.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: saripomar on December 17, 2009, 06:27:51 PM
Tapiiii kan kalu main golf tak berBET ni tak leh ka????? maklum la saya budak baru belajar. nak bet pun takut lagi
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Budak Baik on December 17, 2009, 09:44:39 PM
choy!!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on December 24, 2009, 01:54:57 AM
Don't bet against someone who says "I am handicap 16" but pukul bola lurus dan jauh, 2nd shot 80% masuk green punya.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: FiVe on December 24, 2009, 09:11:21 AM
Don't bet against someone who says "I am handicap 16" but pukul bola lurus dan jauh, 2nd shot 80% masuk green punya.
cm terkena jaa pak ngahhh.... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: HiRo HisYaMuRA on December 24, 2009, 09:17:43 AM
Betul laa.....macam kenal je orang yang declare handicap 16 tu Pak Ngah....
Suspense ni.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: apit on December 30, 2009, 03:59:11 PM
dont bet if u dun know wat the heck ur buayas flight talking about..happen to me at maran gath..15-5-5??!i just say yes..i dun hav damn klu wat it is  ::)
sorry bros..
15-5-5???anyone care tell me..
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: HiRo HisYaMuRA on December 30, 2009, 04:13:40 PM
Betui la bro Apit....aku pun tak paham...

Explain la sikit kat kita orang yang suci murni budak baru belajar ni mengenai bet@wagger yang wujud dalam alam golf ni.... ;D

Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: apit on December 30, 2009, 04:29:37 PM
dah paham nanti baru bleh bagi kerjasama..huhuhu ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on December 30, 2009, 10:00:10 PM
kalau tak tahu what kind of betting you are in, better not to say "YES"....

just say, I'm out...unless they explain it to you...but sometimes, when you are new to the bet, your mind will keep thinking about it which may boost or downgrade your own game!


Cheers!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: LA. on January 01, 2010, 08:20:16 PM
Don't bet against someone who says "I am handicap 16" but pukul bola lurus dan jauh, 2nd shot 80% masuk green punya.

huh..macam kenal je mamat nih..
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on January 01, 2010, 09:25:22 PM
Don't bet against someone who says "I am handicap 16" but pukul bola lurus dan jauh, 2nd shot 80% masuk green punya.

huh..macam kenal je mamat nih..

you kenai dia? tapi dia org jauh, bukan org sini. org bulgaria kot ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on January 01, 2010, 09:27:35 PM
don't bet if you have never played the course before...unless you don't know what to do with your money
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mrfeelgood on January 01, 2010, 11:22:01 PM
don't bet if you have never played the course before...unless you don't know what to do with your money

Especially if the course is Awana ...  ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: dzularmor on January 02, 2010, 12:26:43 AM
Semua tu betui. Setuju sangat. Lagi satu, don't bet if your flight mates are new to you and they ask for your handicap info first. Coz they will add at least 4 strokes to yours and then call for betting type(nyanyi) macam 15-5-5 ka, 30-10-10 kat, 1-2-3 ka...... kena lak bawa duit dalam poket ngam-ngam nak isi minyak dan minum on the way balik nanti.... mau kering tekak sampai balik rumah.... fuh!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: Budakboy on January 02, 2010, 06:02:35 PM
Me? Please gentlemen, don`t dare to bet with me. Please! You don`t know me yet...if you know then you will increase the bet har har har.... ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: SIDD on January 06, 2010, 11:39:47 AM
kalau tak tahu what kind of betting you are in, better not to say "YES"....

just say, I'm out...unless they explain it to you...but sometimes, when you are new to the bet, your mind will keep thinking about it which may boost or downgrade your own game!


Cheers!

Dont Bet if someone calls for 5 sen double up. Very-Very tricky u know. Ahman was right. don't bet if you don't understand.

Hole 1   0.05
Hole 2   0.1
Hole 3   0.2
Hole 4   0.4
Hole 5   0.8
Hole 6   1.6
Hole 7   3.2
Hole 8   6.4
Hole 9   12.8
Hole 10   25.6
Hole 11   51.2
Hole 12   102.4
Hole 13   204.8
Hole 14   409.6
Hole 15   819.2
Hole 16   1638.4
Hole 17   3276.8
Hole 18   6553.6

 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakudin on January 06, 2010, 01:15:04 PM
don't bet if you have never played the course before...unless you don't know what to do with your money

Especially if the course is Awana ...  ;D

Or in case of Awana, if u wanna bet, make sure you get Pak Ngah caddie.
Kalah pun, balik masih senyum sayangkan bini!!!!


I bet you dont wanna bet if you play bad!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on January 06, 2010, 09:35:17 PM
don't bet if you have never played the course before...unless you don't know what to do with your money

Especially if the course is Awana ...  ;D

Or in case of Awana, if u wanna bet, make sure you get Pak Ngah caddie.
Kalah pun, balik masih senyum sayangkan bini!!!!

I bet you dont wanna bet if you play bad!

 :D :D :D :D :D :D (donno what to say)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: FikiZul on January 07, 2010, 03:13:12 PM
bet!!! bet!!! bet!!! but bet to you economy ler.. dont lah bet too big....

siva, the 1 sen double up or 5 sen double up is a stupid game.. imagine u win 1st 10 holes.. and lost other... i remember ade brother tu ajak i main 2 sen square...2^2 = 4, then 4^4 = 16 , then 16^16 = 1.84 x 10^19. then i told the brader, u must be really stupid to play that kind of game. menang 5 holes.. earlier.. then kalah.. tu bukan betting.. itu stupidity.. then he diam..u want to play big.. we start rm50 perhole.. double as u wish.. or go down as u wish when u r loosing, then die cam takut.. last2 main rm3 selubang.. hahahahaa... cerita macam champion

but i play bet no matter what.. if i dont know u, then i play sixers, regardless i know the course or not.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on January 07, 2010, 03:51:40 PM
bet!!! bet!!! bet!!! but bet to you economy ler.. dont lah bet too big....

siva, the 1 sen double up or 5 sen double up is a stupid game.. imagine u win 1st 10 holes.. and lost other... i remember ade brother tu ajak i main 2 sen square...2^2 = 4, then 4^4 = 16 , then 16^16 = 1.84 x 10^19. then i told the brader, u must be really stupid to play that kind of game. menang 5 holes.. earlier.. then kalah.. tu bukan betting.. itu stupidity.. then he diam..u want to play big.. we start rm50 perhole.. double as u wish.. or go down as u wish when u r loosing, then die cam takut.. last2 main rm3 selubang.. hahahahaa... cerita macam champion

but i play bet no matter what.. if i dont know u, then i play sixers, regardless i know the course or not.

damn Billy, the gambler!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: FikiZul on January 07, 2010, 04:28:27 PM
bet!!! bet!!! bet!!! but bet to you economy ler.. dont lah bet too big....

siva, the 1 sen double up or 5 sen double up is a stupid game.. imagine u win 1st 10 holes.. and lost other... i remember ade brother tu ajak i main 2 sen square...2^2 = 4, then 4^4 = 16 , then 16^16 = 1.84 x 10^19. then i told the brader, u must be really stupid to play that kind of game. menang 5 holes.. earlier.. then kalah.. tu bukan betting.. itu stupidity.. then he diam..u want to play big.. we start rm50 perhole.. double as u wish.. or go down as u wish when u r loosing, then die cam takut.. last2 main rm3 selubang.. hahahahaa... cerita macam champion

but i play bet no matter what.. if i dont know u, then i play sixers, regardless i know the course or not.

damn Billy, the gambler!


not gambling lah.. hadiah.. hehehe.. hadiah to improve my game. tu je..
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: SIDD on January 07, 2010, 04:43:10 PM
bet!!! bet!!! bet!!! but bet to you economy ler.. dont lah bet too big....

siva, the 1 sen double up or 5 sen double up is a stupid game.. imagine u win 1st 10 holes.. and lost other... i remember ade brother tu ajak i main 2 sen square...2^2 = 4, then 4^4 = 16 , then 16^16 = 1.84 x 10^19. then i told the brader, u must be really stupid to play that kind of game. menang 5 holes.. earlier.. then kalah.. tu bukan betting.. itu stupidity.. then he diam..u want to play big.. we start rm50 perhole.. double as u wish.. or go down as u wish when u r loosing, then die cam takut.. last2 main rm3 selubang.. hahahahaa... cerita macam champion

but i play bet no matter what.. if i dont know u, then i play sixers, regardless i know the course or not.

damn Billy, the gambler!


Bang Ahman, Bukan Billy the Kid ker? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ahman on January 07, 2010, 04:48:35 PM
bet!!! bet!!! bet!!! but bet to you economy ler.. dont lah bet too big....

siva, the 1 sen double up or 5 sen double up is a stupid game.. imagine u win 1st 10 holes.. and lost other... i remember ade brother tu ajak i main 2 sen square...2^2 = 4, then 4^4 = 16 , then 16^16 = 1.84 x 10^19. then i told the brader, u must be really stupid to play that kind of game. menang 5 holes.. earlier.. then kalah.. tu bukan betting.. itu stupidity.. then he diam..u want to play big.. we start rm50 perhole.. double as u wish.. or go down as u wish when u r loosing, then die cam takut.. last2 main rm3 selubang.. hahahahaa... cerita macam champion

but i play bet no matter what.. if i dont know u, then i play sixers, regardless i know the course or not.

damn Billy, the gambler!


Bang Ahman, Bukan Billy the Kid ker? ;D ;D ;D

Siva,

Mana ader dah...Billy the kid dah mati....yang masih dok bertahan sekarang ni, do menembak, meracau atas padang golf, hanya Billy the Gambler.....ada iras Chow Yun-Fat...God of Gambler...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: SIDD on January 07, 2010, 04:54:58 PM
Taken from Wikipedia about Billy the Kid

Henry McCarty (reportedly November 23, 1859 July 14, 1881), better known as Billy the Kid, but also known by the aliases Henry Antrim and William H. Bonney, was a 19th century American frontier outlaw and gunman who participated in the Lincoln County War. According to legend, he killed over 20 white men and a number of Mexicans and Indians, but he is generally accepted to have killed four men.

McCarty (or Bonney, the name he used at the height of his notoriety) was 5 feet 8 inches (1.73 m) to 5 feet 9 inches (1.75 m) tall with blue eyes, a smooth complexion and prominent front teeth. He was said to be friendly and personable at times, and many recalled that he was as "lithe as a cat". Contemporaries described him as a "neat" dresser who favored an "unadorned Mexican sombrero".These qualities, along with his cunning and celebrated skill with firearms (golf clubs), contributed to his paradoxical image, as both a notorious outlaw and beloved folk hero.

A relative unknown during his own lifetime, he was catapulted into legend the year after his death when his killer, Sheriff Pat Garrett, along with co-author M.A. "Ash" Upson, published a sensationalistic biography titled The Authentic Life of Billy, the Kid. Beginning with Garrett's account, Billy the Kid grew into a symbolic figure of the American Old West.Kakigolf Comunity


Bang Ahman, The description kat atas ada tak macam Fiki sikit.

Fiki, no offence, just joking bro. But its true that u are a symbolic figure of kakigolf like the rest of the sifus and otai's in kakigolf.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: HiRo HisYaMuRA on January 07, 2010, 05:22:20 PM
Untuk Pengetahuan group kaki golf...bukan untuk amalan..... ;D

Content an Extract from about.com

Sixes

Definition: Round Robin, sometimes called Hollywood or Sixes, is a game for groups of four golfers.
Round Robin pits the group members against each other, 2 on 2. The catch: Players rotate partners after every six holes so that each member of the foursome, over the course of the round, partners with every other member.

Any scoring format for the 6-hole matches can be used, and each 6-hole segment is a separate wager. If at the end of the 18 holes you've been on two winning sides and one losing side, you come out ahead.

Round Robin is best played by partners of similar skill levels, or by golfers using full handicaps. (patut la aku kena kat Awana haritu......h/c level macam langit dgn bumi  ;D)

Also Known As: Sixes, Hollywood
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: FikiZul on January 07, 2010, 05:31:10 PM
non taken.. no worries.. me ok with anything ler.. the only thing that im similar to billy the kid is my height.. but similar.. me only 172cm... if im kid.. what about ahman.. im sure we can come out of something...

lets start a new thread.. kite kasi nick to all the golfer.. tapi kene sporting.. jangan lah marah.. as for me... dulu orang panggil beruang but now.. i call everybody beruang.. hehehe
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on January 07, 2010, 09:09:12 PM
don't ever, ever bet if your opponent's name is fiki whereas you are just a 24-handicapper!!!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: dzularmor on January 08, 2010, 12:18:43 PM
For this kind, you cepat2 pick your partner yg you rasa boleh menang the first partnership, then 2nd. Sebab? bila dah cross 2nd nine tu tak mula pewai (letih) dan bola dah merata pergi so, chances to lose besaq. Klu dah menang awal2 tu ada la ruang skit. Tengok gak mood partner awal2 ni, samada dia pi main tergesa2 ke tidak, selesema dan batuk ke tidak, dia dah sarapan/lunch ke tidak, dia sempat buang ayaq besaq ke tidak sebelum T off tadi. Nasib la kan. Satu lagi, klu hcp beza jauh sangat pun ada pro and con dia kan.....

Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on January 11, 2010, 12:51:59 AM
For this kind, you cepat2 pick your partner yg you rasa boleh menang the first partnership, then 2nd. Sebab? bila dah cross 2nd nine tu tak mula pewai (letih) dan bola dah merata pergi so, chances to lose besaq. Klu dah menang awal2 tu ada la ruang skit. Tengok gak mood partner awal2 ni, samada dia pi main tergesa2 ke tidak, selesema dan batuk ke tidak, dia dah sarapan/lunch ke tidak, dia sempat buang ayaq besaq ke tidak sebelum T off tadi. Nasib la kan. Satu lagi, klu hcp beza jauh sangat pun ada pro and con dia kan.....

dzularmor,

jom kita turun tang mana2 satu kali. make sure you jadi partner pakngah, boleh? nak rasa bas aircond dua tingkat. pakngah ni selalunya bulih menang tapi masalahnya partner awai2 lagi dah koyak, tu yg selalu kalah.
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mizunof on January 11, 2010, 10:15:07 AM

alle sind gross luge,,herr billy !!trefen wir noch einmal und spielen wir zussamen

golf sind keine ende,,oder keine sachgase,,Ich mochte mein geld zuruck !!!!!!

aber herr billy du bist mein freund.(klau nak translation do see me in person, kat

padang lahhhh)
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: FiVe on January 11, 2010, 11:36:19 AM

alle sind gross luge,,herr billy !!trefen wir noch einmal und spielen wir zussamen

golf sind keine ende,,oder keine sachgase,,Ich mochte mein geld zuruck !!!!!!

aber herr billy du bist mein freund.(klau nak translation do see me in person, kat

padang lahhhh)
masalah negara btl bro ni....bl dh injury ni mcm2 penyakit smp...mmg tahap kn sembelih tahap dewa ayah pin dh nii....
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: FikiZul on January 11, 2010, 10:44:43 PM

alle sind gross luge,,herr billy !!trefen wir noch einmal und spielen wir zussamen

golf sind keine ende,,oder keine sachgase,,Ich mochte mein geld zuruck !!!!!!

aber herr billy du bist mein freund.(klau nak translation do see me in person, kat

padang lahhhh)

the translation

all are great deluge, mr billy!! We trefe (meet??) again and we play (zussamen
 - salah eja nie ahh i rasa) together golf does not end, or no sachgase (eja lah betul2), I might have my money back!! But mr billy you are my friend...tah betul tah tidak ...

abg mizunof.. jangan lupa nak ajak abg zul saeden sekali..
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: pakngah on January 18, 2010, 11:55:14 PM
don't bet if you know you will have to attend an important meeting after the game is over....you won't be able to focus well, all the time thinking about that meeting
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: mizunof on January 19, 2010, 11:09:27 AM

as-salam brader billy, aku tabik spring 3 kali lah sama engkau,,the translation is

99.5% perfect. brapa ribu kau bayaq kat tranlator tu or brapa stroke kau bagi ?

wlaucamna pun kau memang hebat,, hebat di padang & hebat di forum cam Pak

ngah  !!!tapi paling hebat kau blih translate jarman aku,,du bist gut...jawhol !!!
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: FikiZul on January 19, 2010, 05:28:01 PM

as-salam brader billy, aku tabik spring 3 kali lah sama engkau,,the translation is

99.5% perfect. brapa ribu kau bayaq kat tranlator tu or brapa stroke kau bagi ?

wlaucamna pun kau memang hebat,, hebat di padang & hebat di forum cam Pak

ngah  !!!tapi paling hebat kau blih translate jarman aku,,du bist gut...jawhol !!!

i like to play wit u also bang.. hehehe nanti kite set lagi k...
Title: Re: Don't bet if...
Post by: ATTABOY on March 21, 2010, 09:16:30 PM
Bila nak waging dgn stranger with h/c 16, kena tanya soalan cepumas dulu "Awak keja apa ?". And kalau dia tersasul jawap "Pegawai Kerajaan", cabut la lari!!!